Geithner, Google maps, and EIGHT babies.

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1. Tim Geithner is your new Treasury Secretary.
So what if he neglected to pay $34,000 in taxes, and he couldn’t figure out turbo tax. He’s now our guy. Final vote 60-34 with 10 Republicans voting yes. You think Hank Paulson is glad to be the hell out of Washington?
(From Huffington Post, Wall Street Journal, and Hot Air. Pic obviously shows him demonstrating his ability to do the thriller dance.)

2. Joe Biden’s “crib”… now in full Google Earth view.

When Dick Cheney lived at 1 Observatory Circle, the administration had Google Blur out the over head view. Now that Biden is calling it home, it’s as clear as day. You can almost see the hair plugs from space. (From the LA Times)

3. President Obama gives first real interview to Arab TV Network.

He really, REALLY wants the Muslim world to know that the U.S. doesn’t hate them. This woman will most likely freak out, if she’s still alive. (From ABC News and youtube)

4. It’s Super Bowl Media Day
Last year someone showed up in a wedding dress and asked Tom Brady to marry her. Who knows what shenanigans will happen today. (From the Tampa Tribune)

5. / 8. Unknown Woman gives birth to a litter of Humans

Docs are apparantley shocked… SHOCKED… that she had eight babies in there. They were only expecting a mere seven children. The eighth’s heartbeat didn’t show up on the ultrasound (too crowded?) Guess it took only five minutes to get them out. Exclusive video of the birth is below. (From the London Mail and Youtube)

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