Ladies: Quit it with the bangs already

Bangs are back.  And that’s bad

I’ve noticed the proliferation of bangs over the last few months and could not understand it at all.
Now I think I know what’s up.

Some columnist at the Vancouver Sun is actually SUGGESTING this look and calling it “bo bangs.”  Short for botox.  It’s a way to hide forehead wrinkles.  Sure, we might not be able to see your forehead anymore, but the problem is, you now look like shit.

You are not Xena Warrior Princess.  Nor are you my sister circa 1994.  Sweep em’ to the side or pull those bangs back with some barrettes and wear your hair up.  That looks damn good anyway.