Microsoft asks for severance back

1. Microsoft lays off workers, gives them too much severance, asks for some of it back – They got up the nerve to ask for the now former workers to send them a check!  As Verne Lunquist would say:  Onions!  Microsoft has now backtracked and realized the bad PR isn’t worth how many thousands of dollars they overpaid by.  (From Cnet.com, pic of what very well could be a now former worker)

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger almost left the Republican party -
Wait… so you’re saying he IS a member of the Republican party?  (kidding… from Hot Air)

3. Help Patrol the Border while online - Getting tired of Second Life and World of Warcraft?  Do you still yearn for a way to (kinda) waste your life away and jigsaw puzzels are just SO 20th century?  Then jump on the web and become a “Virtual Border Patrol Agent.”  Wonder if that comes with a neat plastic badge.  (From NPR.org  blueservo.net if you wanna get in on the action)

4. 570lb accused drug dealer takes U-Haul to court - And he was arraigned on the loading dock.  Precisely what our founding fathers had in mind when they wrote the 5th Amendment.  Delicious, delicious due process.  (from Syracuse.com)