Obama is not Urkel

1. Newsflash: Obama didn’t destroy the economy -
So to all of my conservative friends, please stop sending me the email forwards with the image to the right attached.  It only makes you look like a fool.
(From The New Republic)

2. No more Global War on Terror! – Well, as far as calling it “The Global War on Terror,” that’s not going to happen much anymore.  Guess the speech writers at the Defense Department were told to stop saying that.  Instead they should use: “Overseas Contingency Operation.”  M’kay.  (From Foreign Policy Magazine)

3. Sec. Clinton admits: This Mexican Drug problem
is kinda partly our fault – Pot Smokers say: “Legalize Weed and the problem is solved!”  Non-pot smokers say: “Why don’t you STOP smoking pot and save some lives!”  Some in between say: “If it’s a weed, why aren’t you 420ers growing your own anyway?”  (from the Wall Street Journal)

4. The Seven Wonders of Google Earth - Look down from the sky!  It’s a bird!  It’s a plane!  It’s… Jesus’s face in Peruvian Sand Dunes?  (From ABC News.com)

5. Eat your Vegetables – Yeah, but what if you’re like us, and get a box full of Turnips from your local organic garden once every few weeks?  What the hell are you supposed to do with all that Kale?
(From Slate)