April Fools. Conficker doesn’t do anything. Yet.

1. Conficker Worm activates, doesn’t do anything – Yet.  This thing and its infected computers started scanning 50-thousand websites for instructions.  But, it hasn’t done anything destructive yet.  Standby…
(From the London Mail)

2. Sen. Ted Stevens Charges, are DROPPED?? - Misconduct by the prosecution has apparently made this thing a mess.
(From Talking Points Memo)

3. Obama Nominees Solve financial Crisis! - Well with all that money they didn’t pay in taxes, and are now finally paying back… we’re saved!  Geeze, another one who failed to pay taxes?  An accident though, “just” $7,800.  (From Politico)

4. Palin… out.  Newt… in - Governor Sarah Palin won’t be giving the keynote address at a big spring fundraising dinner.  It’s Newt’s show now.  (From Politico)

5. Bankruptcy is probably the best option for GM - So says the President.  (From Bloomberg)