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		<title>Morning Five Takes a Break</title>
		<link>http://ninesheets.com/2009/10/29/morning-five-takes-a-break/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Weber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goin&#8217; on break now.  Have some other side projects to work on.
For a great daily blog&#8230; go here.
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		<title>North West Airlines Pilots have some explaining to do</title>
		<link>http://ninesheets.com/2009/10/23/north-west-airlines-pilots-have-some-explaining-to-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:37:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Weber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Northwest Airlines Flight over-shoots Minneapolis.  By 150 Miles - Two pilots were in the cockpit.  Finally, a flight attendant knocked on the door and asked what the hell was going on.  I&#8217;m one of those guys that hits his chronometer on his watch when the pilot announces the flight time.  I&#8217;d be asking some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Assassination in Islamabad</title>
		<link>http://ninesheets.com/2009/10/22/2869/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Weber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Senior Pakastani Military Official Assassinated by Islamist Militants &#8211; In Pakistan&#8217;s Capital.  In Broad Daylight.  They seem to be bringing the fight to the Military.
(From the International Herald Tribune)

2. Got Bailed out?  Cut your executive&#8217;s pay &#8211; Well there goes trying to hire the best of the best to rebuild these companies.  (From The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jenny McCarthy is Not a Doctor</title>
		<link>http://ninesheets.com/2009/10/21/jenny-mccarthy-is-not-a-doctor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Weber</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[80]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Autisim]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. How Parents who don&#8217;t vaccinate their kids are hurting us all &#8211; This is one of the best, most well written pieces I&#8217;ve ever read about the debate over whether or not to vaccinate your children.  The entire point is:  There shouldn&#8217;t be a debate at all.  It&#8217;s fear run wild.  Think about a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Morning Five:  Karzai says okay to a runoff</title>
		<link>http://ninesheets.com/2009/10/20/morning-five-karzai-says-okay-to-a-runoff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Weber</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ninesheets.com/?p=2852</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Karzi vs. Abdullah Abdullah on November 7th - Afghanistan President Hamid Karzi agreed to a runoff election on November 7th against his closest challenger, former Foreign Minister Abdullah Abdullah.  It seems that there was a tad of election fraud the first go-round, with as many as one THIRD of the sitting President&#8217;s votes being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rick Sanchez Sucks</title>
		<link>http://ninesheets.com/2009/10/19/rick-sanchez-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Weber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Karzi rejects UN Election Fraud Findings &#8211; Hamid Karzi isn&#8217;t exactlly sparking confidence in the Obama Administration.  Now he&#8217;s rejected findings by the U.N. that says there should be a runoff between him and his closest challenger, Abdullah Abdullah.  Who is perhaps a man so nice they named him twice?  Anyway&#8230; if a strong [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dad of Balloon Boy appears to be an attention whore</title>
		<link>http://ninesheets.com/2009/10/16/dad-of-balloon-boy-appears-to-be-an-attention-whore/</link>
		<comments>http://ninesheets.com/2009/10/16/dad-of-balloon-boy-appears-to-be-an-attention-whore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Weber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Dad of Balloon Boy sure likes attention - Never trust anyone who doesn&#8217;t have the common sense to not go on reality television.  Especially those that exploit their kids in the process.  There are now two possibilities:
#1 The Kids accidentally let the balloon go, and the Falcon kid went into hiding because he was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The LHC and Time Travel</title>
		<link>http://ninesheets.com/2009/10/14/the-lhc-and-time-travel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Weber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Time Travelers might be sabotaging the world&#8217;s most expensive Physics Experiment - The Large Hadron Collider might have been sabotaged&#8230; by a time traveler? Not so much in the way of Doc or Marty going back in a DeLorean, but&#8230; the pure science of it might be causing it to malfunction because of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baucus Bill Boogie-down</title>
		<link>http://ninesheets.com/2009/10/13/baucus-bill-boogie-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Weber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. The Baucus Bill gets its (first) day &#8211; Senate Finance Committee is set to vote on the $829-Billion-Dollars-over-10-years bill today.  Here&#8217;s what it would do:  Require Americans to buy Health Insurance.  Here&#8217;s what it wouldn&#8217;t do:  Create that sticky public option.  Tens of millions currently without insurance would get it by way of expansions [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pan Am Hijacker pulls a Roman Polanski</title>
		<link>http://ninesheets.com/2009/10/12/pan-am-hijacker-pulls-a-roman-polanski/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Weber</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Pan Am Hijacker Arrested&#8230; 40 years later &#8211; The man suspected of Hijacking Pam Am flight 281 and forcing it to fly Cuba back in 1968 has been arrested, after he got off a plane at JFK.  This guy and Roman Polanski could teach a class on how American Law enforcement doesn&#8217;t forgive and [...]]]></description>
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