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		<title>Cashier, 91, finishes shift after being punched 
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		<description><![CDATA[AP - A 91-year-old New York pharmacy cashier refused medical attention and went back to work after a thief punched her. Florence Critelli grabbed the man's hand and screamed when he reached over and grabbed cash from her cash register at the Rite Aid in East Northport on Long Island. He punched her in the chest, knocking her down, before fleeing. "He hit me good," Critelli said.]]></description>
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		<title>Authorities: Neb. man too drunk for DUI sentencing 
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AP - Authorities said a 30-year-old-man showed up so drunk for his sentencing for drunken driving that he missed his hearing and now faces even more time behind bars. Authorities said Jason Botos was driven to the Papillion courthouse on Thursday by his father, who needed help from deputies to get his son out of the vehicle.]]></description>
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		<title>NYC funeral home van towed with body inside 
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		<description><![CDATA[AP - A police tow truck removed a minivan parked outside a New York City funeral home, giving its dearly departed passenger an unexpected side trip. NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said there was "nothing to indicate it was more than just an illegally parked car." Redden's Funeral Home director Paul DeNigris said a windshield placard had fallen flat. The van's tinted windows helped obscure the white cardboard box that held the remains.]]></description>
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		<title>Police: Man, 77, ate hidden pot stash in squad car 
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AP - Police in Iowa City accused a 77-year-old man they arrested on traffic charges earlier this year of swallowing his hidden marijuana stash while seated in a squad car. Authorities served an arrest warrant on misdemeanor marijuana charges Thursday on Howard Switzer, and later released him on his own recognizance.]]></description>
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		<title>Marque Cornblatt retrospective art opening in Baltimore</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark Frauenfelder</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harbor East is hosting an art opening called "Tools, Trash and Technology - A 25-year retrospective of the Art and Design of Marque Cornblatt." Marque's whimsical, clever creations have been featured on BB and MAKE. The event runs March 10-April 4, 2010 and is open Wednesday - Saturday 11 a.m. - 7 p.m. and Sunday 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Opening reception for the artist Friday March 12, 5-8 PM Cornblatt will personally be in the gallery each afternoon, offering hands-on demos and opportunities to operate the robots. San Francisco-based and Baltimore native artist Marque Cornblatt will be presenting a 25-year retrospective of his work in Harbor East in Retail Suite 102 of The Legg Mason Tower. The exhibition will include self portraits, interactive sculptures, web-based robots, and video, as well as examples of Cornblatt furniture and interior design. This 25-year retrospective represents Cornblatt's return to exhibiting on the East Coast and his first major exhibition in Baltimore. From the very first Sony Watchman to portable DVD players, no technology is off-limits to Cornblatt's creative eye. Using found objects, broken toys and re-purposed electronics, Cornblatt creates sculptures that challenge ideas about technology and the self. His recent use of videogames and virtual reality to create self-portraits offers a glimpse into the future of digital identity. Cornblatt's will also be presenting the Sparky project, his pioneering interactive videochat robot. First shown in 1996, Sparky has evolved from an assemblage of mixed parts into a worldwide network of telepresence robots capable of connecting people face-to-face in real time over the internet. The gallery will be furnished with examples of Cornblatt's handmade design and housewares, including cardboard furniture, metal and glass tables, candleholders, chess sets and object d'art made from scrap metal and other recycled materials. Tools, Trash and Technology - A 25-year retrospective of the Art and Design of Marque Cornblatt Previously:Sparky the Robot visits a museum, on PRI's Studio360 cool 1993-96 sculptures by marque cornblatt...<br />
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		<title>French village went insane after CIA spiked its bread with LSD</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ For 50 years, residents of the French village of Pont-Saint-Esprit have tried to understand the "cursed bread" incident, a moment of terrifying mass insanity and hallucinations that left at least five dead and dozens in asylums. Now the mystery is solved: the CIA secretly spiked the bread from the bakery with enormous quantities of LSD as part of its cold war mind-control experiments, at least according to recently uncovered documents. The allegation originates with H P Albarelli Jr., an investigative journalist who uncovered the documents while researching his forthcoming book, A Terrible Mistake: The Murder of Frank Olson and the CIA's Secret Cold War Experiments. One man tried to drown himself, screaming that his belly was being eaten by snakes. An 11-year-old tried to strangle his grandmother. Another man shouted: "I am a plane", before jumping out of a second-floor window, breaking his legs. He then got up and carried on for 50 yards. Another saw his heart escaping through his feet and begged a doctor to put it back. Many were taken to the local asylum in strait jackets... Scientists at Fort Detrick told him that agents had sprayed LSD into the air and also contaminated "local foot products". Mr Albarelli said the real "smoking gun" was a White House document sent to members of the Rockefeller Commission formed in 1975 to investigate CIA abuses. It contained the names of a number of French nationals who had been secretly employed by the CIA and made direct reference to the "Pont St. Esprit incident." In its quest to research LSD as an offensive weapon, Mr Albarelli claims, the US army also drugged over 5,700 unwitting American servicemen between 1953 and 1965. French bread spiked with LSD in CIA experiment (Thanks, Steve and everyone else who suggested this!) (Image: Shaw's French Bread, a Creative Commons Attribution photo from Adam Pieniazek's photostream) Previously:Video drama about CIA&#39;s real project to drug unwitting US citizens ... Midcentury LSD Experiments at Canadian mental hospital More on the CIA&#39;s evil genius, Dr. Sidney Gottleib Digging deeper into CIA &#34;family jewels&#34; docs Albert Hofmann, LSD inventor, RIP...<br />
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		<title>London Olympics: police powers to force spectators to remove non-sponsor items, enter houses, take posters</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cory Doctorow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The Olympics are coming to London, so our civil liberties are going out the window: because nothing epitomises the spirit of global competition and cooperation like corporate bullying and unfettered truncheon-waving. Police will have powers to enter private homes and seize posters, and will be able to stop people carrying non-sponsor items to sporting events. "I think there will be lots of people doing things completely innocently who are going to be caught by this, and some people will be prosecuted, while others will be so angry about it that they will start complaining about civil liberties issues," Chadwick said. "I think what it will potentially do is to prompt a debate about the commercial nature of the Games. Do big sponsors have too much influence over the Games?" Eyes turn to "value for money" London 2012 (Thanks, Bobby!) (Image: More Riot Police a Creative Commons Attribution photo from Kashklick's photostream) Previously:Vancouver Olympics will own words like &#34;winter,&#34; &#34;2010&#34; and ... Olympic bullying drives goggle-maker to verse London 2012 Olympics: We only buy security tech from ... Olympic bullying drives goggle-maker to verse Homeless people relocated out of Whister, Canada, ahead of ... Int&#39;l. Olympic Committee: gender difference is a disease...<br />
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		<title>New York  Cabbies Rip Off Passengers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the past two years, thousands of New York City taxi drivers have overcharged passengers a combined $8 million by flicking the meter to a double rate. The Taxi and Limousine Commission utilized G.P.S. technologies installed in cabs to find data on...]]></description>
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		<title>Woman accused of stealing plane and ditching it 
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AP - A Santa Rosa woman was arrested for allegedly stealing her landlord's airplane, then abandoning it in a field after it ran out of gas. Authorities said a 27-year-old woman had access to the Piper Cherokee because she had been borrowing it for piloting lessons. But she allegedly took the plane without permission Tuesday from a hangar at the Sonoma County Airport.]]></description>
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		<title>Child sorts out concept of gay marriage: &#8220;Husbands and Husbands&#8221; (video)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Xeni Jardin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The adorable little boy in this video, whose name is Calen, is sorting out what it means when two fellas get married to one another. At one point, while face-palming, he says pensively: "I always see husbands and wifes, but this is the very first time I saw husbands and husbands! That's so funny. So&#8212;so you love each other! [...] I'm gonna go play now." Video: Husbands and Husbands. Flip-cammed and uploaded by YouTube user TheColonelFrog. Alternate video url 1, and Alternate video url 2. (Dangerous Minds via Oh Have You Seen This, thanks Tara McGinley!)....<br />
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